Today is “men’s day“. And the streets of rural Germany are full of thirsty chariots venturing for epic quests like defeating a second case before noon while riding a decorated bike. (Not that Germans needed an official day to get drunk.) Recent evidence now reveals that all gear needed for such endeavours is in fact one single tool: the Wenger 16999 integrates everything from toothpicks to supersonic hover crafts.
The manufacturer states:
This giant Swiss Army knife from Wenger is designed with an incredible 87 implements that perform 141 functions, making it the only tool you’ll need to get any job done. Whether in your pack or on display, the Giant Knife is sure to be a conversation starter.
The Wenger includes:
- 2.5″ 60% Serrated locking blade
- Nail file
- Nail cleaner
- Corkscrew
- Adjustable pliers with wire crimper and cutter
- Removable screwdriver bit adapter
- 2.5″ Blade for Official World Scout Knife
- Spring-loaded, locking needle-nose pliers with wire cutter
- Removable screwdiver bit holder
- Phillips head screwdriver bit 0 Phillips head screwdriver bit 1
- Phillips head screwdriver bit 2
- Flat head screwdriver bit 0.5mm x 3.5mm
- Flat head screwdriver bit 0.6mm x 4.0mm
- Flat head screwdriver bit 1.0mm x 6.5mm
- Magnetized recessed bit holder
- Double-cut wood saw with ruler
- Chain rivet setter
- Removable 5mm
- Allen wrench
- Screwdriver for slotted and Phillips head screws
- Removable tool for adjusting spokes
- 10mm Hexagonal key for nuts
- Removable 4mm curved allen wrench with Phillips head screwdriver
- Patented locking screwdriver
- Universal wrench
- 2.4″ Springless scissors with serrated self-sharpening design
- 1.65″ Clip point utility blade
- Phillips head screwdriver
- 2.5″ Clip-point blade
- Club face cleaner
- 2.4″ Round tip blade
- Patented locking screwdriver
- Cap lifter
- Can opener
- Shoe spike wrench
- Divot repair tool
- 4mm Allen wrench
- 2.5″ Blade
- Fine metal file with precision screwdriver
- Double-cut wood saw with ruler
- Cupped cigar cutter with double honed edges
- 12/20-Guage choke tube tool
- Watch caseback opening tool
- Snap shackle
- Mineral crystal magnifier
- Compass
- Straight edge, ruler (in./cm)
- Telescopic pointer
- Fish scaler
- Hook disgorger
- Line guide
- Shortix laboratory key
- Micro tool holder
- Micro tool adapter
- Micro scraper – straight
- Micro scraper – curved
- Laser pointer with 300 ft. range
- Metal file
- Metal saw
- Flashlight
- Micro tool holder
- Phillips head screwdriver 1.5mm
- Screwdriver 1.2mm
- Screwdriver .8mm
- Fine fork for watch spring bars
- Reamer
- Pin punch 1.2mm
- Pin pinch .8mm
- Round needle file
- Removable tool holder with expandable receptacle
- Removable tool holder
- Special self-centering screwdriver for gunsights
- Flat Phillips head screwdriver
- Chisel-point reamer
- Mineral crystal magnifier
- Small ruler
- Extension tool
- Sping-loaded, locking flat nose needle-nose pliers
- Removable screwdriver bit holder
- Phillips head screwdriver bit 0
- Phillips head screwdriver bit 1
- Phillips head screwdriver bit 2
- Flat head screwdriver bit 0.5mm x 3.5mm
- Flat head screwdriver bit 0.6mm x 4.0mm
- Flat head screwdriver bit 1.0mm x 6.5mm
- Magnetized recessed bit holder
- Tire tread gauge
- Fiber optic tool holder
- Can opener
- Patented locking screwdriver
- Cap lifter
- Wire stripper
- Reamer
- Awl
- Toothpick
- Tweezers
- Key ring
